Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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