You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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