but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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