I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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