PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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