Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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