There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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