Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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