threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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