Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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