i just had sex bonerless
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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