I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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