butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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