i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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