if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Randomize
