i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Naked Twister starts at high noon
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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