you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I would fuck him just for his dog
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