Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I need a burrito and a hug.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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