And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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