Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Be still, my beating vagina.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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