I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Randomize
