Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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