Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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