spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
our cab driver is having phone sex.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
so let's talk penis.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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