would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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