He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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