Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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