its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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