i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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