u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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