marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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