i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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