Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You're a disaster
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