we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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