I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
