Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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