My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
If its not for food we ain't going out.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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