normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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