She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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