just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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