I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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