wrigley field is MILF paradise
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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