ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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