i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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