420 ftw
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
