"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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