I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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