Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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