i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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