So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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